We spotted this fantastic Engrish menu in a bar called "Bamboo" on Miyako-jima, which is joint-owned by a lovely Canadian guy called Jeff. Unfortunately, Jeff must have been out on the day the staff decided to write the English menu. It begins with the mysterious "Before Vegetable" section, highlights of which include "Dish-grilled-with-salt of a chicken wing" and the priceless "It boils from Miyako and is pig Korean sauce", which sounds more like the title of a 50s sci-fi B movie than a meal. One thing I particularly like about this menu is that the spelling is flawless throughout, and yet it makes no sense whatsoever.